Listen! You can't stop this You can't escape it You can't turn it off So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter Sir or Mam would you please turn it the fuck up Do it
I present to you Unleashed in the east Best dressed in the west Sorted in the north Without a doubt in the south
The queen of queenbees Lioness of Juda Phoenix from the ashes risen
Undefeated undisputed featherweight champion on all five continents
World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever and war time consigliere to the Cosa Nostra
She split the atom, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold greeting
She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon and Game of death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends
She suckerpunched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, and even outsuperfreaked Rick James She's the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records The most decorated professional field operative in the industry and in the streets With a perfect track record since kindergarden where she used to whoop schoolboy ass
She's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979 as being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace In this world of tension pressure and pain she is known by men and women of all origin and faith for her wisdom, compassion, and relentless determination in the quest to get paid
